Chuck Norris Facts.

Greetings Space Cadets, since we have been running Chuck Norris Tuesday for a couple of months now I thought I would share some true Chuck Norris Facts:

  1. Chuck Norris knows where Elvis is.
  2. Chuck Norris runs Windows 7 on his Etch-A-Sketch.
  3. Chuck Norris’ cell phone contract expired 5 years ago. The phone company is just too scared to tell him.
  4. Chuck Norris can ice fish in the desesrt.
  5. Chuck Norris once skydived……….from the ground into a passing plane.
  6. The X Factor got its name after Chuck Norris won all A – W Factors and got bored.
  7. If Chuck Norris were to send a letter without postage, it would still get there.
  8. Chuck Norris crosses that bridge BEFORE he gets to it.
  9. Chuck Norris once gotten bitten by a zombie and the zombie turned human.
  10. The only time Chuck Norris ever lost at something was the hot dog eating contest of ’96. He then ate the small Asian guy that won, and won by default.
  11. All men are created equal. Equally inferior to Chuck Norris.
  12. Chuck Norris once got into a staring contest with his own reflection. On the fourth day he won.
  13. Chuck Norris can alphabetize m&m’s.
  14. Chuck Norris bowled a 301 after constructing another pin out of his beard hair.
  15. Chuck Norris was given a soda can and a Fisher Price computer, he developed the B2 Stealth Bomber.
  16. It is known that Chuck Norris’ blood can cure cancer, but since he never bleeds, it can’t be cured.
  17. If the IRS ever calls your home, answer saying “This is Chuck Norris”, the IRS will hang up and never Call again and exempt you from all taxes.
  18. Chuck Norris managed to score 180 with one dart.
  19. Chuck Norris doesn’t get bad luck by black cats, black cats get bad luck by Chuck Norris.
  20. Inverted nipples were caused by the rational fear of Chuck Norris- commonly known as Chuckphobia
  21. Never play “knock knock” with Chuck Norris. Because the person knocking on the door is in fact a roundhouse kick.
  22. Many things misteriously came true the day Chuck Norris made a pig fly with a roundhouse kick.
  23. Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicks are the 2nd leading cause of death world wide after heart attacks, most of which were caused by fear of a roundhouse kick.

Which are your favourite Chuck Norris fact, leave them in the comments below.

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