Mass Effect Legendary Edition: ME2 Ep 04 – Dossier: The Convict – Jack & The Master Thief – Kasumi
Another Friday meant another mandatory session of Mass Effect 2, and this time the plan was fairly simple: head to Purgatory, recruit Jack, and then see what else we could fit into the stream.
That simple plan lasted about as long as you would expect. We ended up with prison riots, repeated deaths, squadmates who occasionally seemed unsure whether they were supposed to be helping, two new crew members, a long Citadel detour, Spectre status restored and, most importantly, a space hamster.
🌌 About the Game
Mass Effect Legendary Edition brings together the single-player content from Mass Effect, Mass Effect 2 and Mass Effect 3, along with more than 40 DLC packs, weapons and armour, all remastered and optimised for 4K Ultra HD.
Across the trilogy we follow Commander Shepard through a galaxy full of different species, political arguments, dangerous technology and an increasingly serious threat hanging over everyone. In Mass Effect 2, a major part of the journey is building a crew capable of taking on the Collectors, which means tracking down some very capable and occasionally very questionable people.
🚀 Where We Are in the Journey
We are now into Episode 4 of our Mass Effect 2 run. Garrus joined us during the previous stream, and this week our main target was Jack, the powerful biotic being held aboard the prison ship Purgatory.
This is also a 100% playthrough, so the main mission is rarely the whole story. I want to explore the systems, talk to the crew, clear the smaller quests and pick up the collectibles along the way. That became particularly obvious once we reached the Citadel.
⚠️ What Happens in This Episode
The evening began with what should have been a fairly straightforward objective: leave the Normandy, head for the prison ship Purgatory and collect Jack. Before any of that could happen, though, the completionist instincts kicked in. The journal was checked, the Normandy was topped up with fuel, and the surrounding system was scanned planet by planet until there was nothing obvious left unexamined. Only then was it apparently safe to begin the actual mission.
Purgatory immediately gave off the sort of atmosphere that suggested absolutely nothing could possibly go wrong. Warden Kuril greeted Shepard by asking her to surrender her weapons, which was never going to happen, and the tour that followed did little to improve matters. The prison operated as much like a business as a correctional facility, with inmates kept in modular cells, brutal interrogations taking place openly and prisoners effectively being sold to anyone willing to pay enough. Kuril insisted it was all for the good of the galaxy; Shepard was considerably less impressed.
That became particularly clear when a guard was found beating a helpless prisoner. Shepard stepped in with the Paragon response and convinced him to stop, establishing fairly quickly where this version of Shepard stood. Another prisoner provided an equally reassuring description of Jack as an extraordinarily dangerous combination of violence, biotic power and general bad news. By that point the only real question was when the obvious trap would finally spring.
The answer was not long.
Kuril revealed that Shepard was worth far more as a prisoner than as a customer and ordered her into a cell. From there, Purgatory descended into exactly the sort of mess everyone had been expecting. Our current class was still limited to an SMG and pistol, meaning there was no Black Widow or absurdly overpowered Mass Effect 1 pistol to make life easy. Biotics had to do much of the heavy lifting, shields disappeared alarmingly quickly, and getting Shepard into cover occasionally felt like a separate boss encounter.
The squadmates were not helping the situation. There were several points where Miranda and the rest of the team appeared remarkably reluctant to shoot anything unless personally encouraged, leading to repeated questions about whether their AI had been turned down a little too far. They would stand around, wander into trouble, fall over, recover from what was described as a convenient nap, and generally leave Shepard doing rather more of the fighting than seemed fair.
Then Jack was released.
Opening the containment area also meant opening the prison cells, which came with the appropriate “what could possibly go wrong?” reaction. Jack immediately demonstrated that she did not particularly need rescuing. She ripped her way through Purgatory with biotics while Shepard followed through the wreckage, fighting guards, Blue Suns and mechs while trying to keep the squad alive. One of the heavier machines earned a permanent new identity after it was pointed out that it looked like a giant Volus in a mech suit.
The tougher combat encounters were where the night’s running joke really took hold. Shields vanished, cover failed, enemies arrived from awkward angles and Shepard died often enough for EntertainJD’s Death Loop gag to become painfully appropriate. Before long, the stream was apparently being brought to everyone by “JD’s Death Loop Incorporated,” specialising in boss fights with no health, no ammunition and the joy of repeating the same section over and over again.
Slowing things down eventually worked. Powers were used more carefully, squad commands became increasingly forceful, and Kuril’s defences were gradually dismantled despite the continuing impression that Shepard’s companions would rather be somewhere else. Once the prison was finally under control, Jack was confronted properly and made her position very clear: she did not trust Cerberus, she did not particularly trust Shepard, but she did want access to Cerberus databases. Shepard agreed, Miranda objected, and Jack seemed to enjoy the arrangement even more because it irritated the “Cerberus cheerleader.”
Back aboard the Normandy, the usual post-mission tour began because nobody is allowed to develop new dialogue without being interrogated about it immediately. Joker and EDI were busy arguing over maintenance reports, Garrus was unsurprisingly occupied with calibrations, and the engineering crew were already discussing Jack’s reputation, tattoos and almost complete lack of clothing. There was also time to question why the ship’s toilets were located where they were, inspect the frankly over-engineered beds and continue the eternal search for more Normandy cabin decorations.
Jack herself provided the more serious side of the visit. She explained that Cerberus had raised her in a research facility and that she had spent years running from the organisation after escaping as a child. The files aboard the Normandy were not about curiosity; she wanted names, dates and places so she could find everyone connected to what had happened to her. Shepard pushed back when Jack began talking about the scale of the revenge she had in mind, while Jack made it equally clear that helping against the Collectors did not mean Shepard controlled what happened afterward.
With Jack secured, there was a choice between moving on to Grunt or heading for the Citadel. The Citadel won, which is how one recruitment mission turned into an entire evening of side quests, shopping and distractions.
Kasumi Goto was waiting near the docks, introduced through the password “silence is golden.” She was already remarkably well informed about Shepard and Cerberus, and her reason for joining came with a favour attached: she needed help recovering the gray box belonging to her late partner, Keiji, from arms dealer Donovan Hock. The details immediately brought back memories of a future mission involving a rather fancy party, security systems and the inevitable moment when subtlety would stop being an option.
Before any of that, Shepard had to officially exist again. Citadel security still had her listed as dead, but Captain Bailey managed to fix what sounded like a bureaucratic nightmare with a remarkably simple update. From there, the Citadel became a completionist playground. Every shop needed checking, every conversation needed exhausting and every possible discount needed obtaining.
That led directly into one of Mass Effect 2’s greatest accidental comedy routines: Shepard endorsing shop after shop as her favourite store on the Citadel. The same enthusiastic recommendation kept appearing around the wards until it became impossible not to imagine the shopkeepers eventually comparing notes and realising Commander Shepard apparently had quite a lot of favourite stores.
The shopping itself was taken just as seriously. Normandy models were purchased, upgrades were considered, fish were bought for Shepard’s cabin and, most importantly, the space hamster finally joined the collection. Saving human colonies from the Collectors is important, obviously, but there are priorities.
The Citadel also brought Shepard back into contact with Khalisah al-Jilani. Chat immediately wanted to know whether she was going to be punched, but this is the Good Shepard run, so restraint won. Instead, Shepard defended the Alliance personnel who died during the Battle of the Citadel and completed the interview without adding assaulting a reporter to the day’s itinerary.
One of the better smaller stories involved a quarian being accused of theft after bumping into a Volus. C-Sec had little evidence but was already treating her like a criminal, so Shepard went looking for the missing credit chit. What followed involved checking shops, trying to remember how the quest actually worked and wandering around the area until the embarrassingly simple answer appeared: the Volus had left the chit behind at Saronis Applications. Returning with the truth cleared the quarian and gave Shepard another small Paragon win.
The major Citadel story beat came with Anderson and the Council. Despite everything that happened in the first game, the Council still refused to accept the Reapers as a genuine threat, dismissing Sovereign as advanced Geth technology and treating Shepard’s warnings as unproven. They did, however, offer a compromise. Provided Shepard kept Cerberus operations largely within the Terminus Systems, her Spectre status would be reinstated. Shepard accepted, Anderson remained supportive, and Udina arrived afterward with the sort of reaction expected from someone who had once again discovered that important decisions had happened without him.
Chat kept running alongside all of this. BigVito109 declared Mass Effect 2 his favourite of the trilogy because of the larger crew and the ability to romance Tali, eventually naming her the best “space waifu” and talking about plans for a full Mass Effect tattoo sleeve. Shepard’s outfits attracted commentary, channel points continued disappearing into challenges, and a Stargate chat mission briefly sent viewers off to rescue SG-1 from the Goa’uld. At one point frodolotr33 asked how Dr Ravenholm managed “all these quests… and side tracks and distractions,” which was difficult to answer when the evidence was unfolding live on screen.
Eventually the Normandy called again. The newly purchased fish, model collection and space hamster all needed inspecting, Kasumi had more to say about the keepsakes in her room, and the ship’s lounge offered drinks that were tested with predictable dedication. Shepard sampled enough of them to end up visibly swaying around the Normandy before the journal was checked once more.
That should probably have been the end of it, except there was still one unfinished Citadel errand involving better provisions for the Normandy’s cook. So back to the Citadel we went, where the correct food shop was somehow walked past repeatedly before the high-grade supplies were finally purchased. They were delivered back to the Normandy, earning Shepard a serving of calamari gumbo and closing out one final side quest before the night was allowed to end.
By the time the Normandy finally settled down, Jack and Kasumi had both joined the crew, Shepard was a Spectre again, several Citadel jobs had been cleared and the cabin was considerably better stocked than when the stream began. Grunt was still waiting to be recruited, loyalty missions were beginning to appear and there was plenty left in the journal for future Fridays. The stream itself closed by passing the community on in a raid to BatMetalFrosty — a fitting end to an evening that started as one prison recruitment mission and somehow became a galaxy-spanning tour of firefights, bureaucracy, shopping and side-track distractions.
🎥 Watch the Episode
You can see the complete prison break, the Death Loop, our Citadel detours and everything in between in the full episode on YouTube.
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🔴 Join the Adventure Live
These streams are always better when chat is there encouraging sensible decisions, feeding the Death Loop and making sure every possible distraction gets noticed.
Come and join us live on Twitch or YouTube. At the end of this stream we passed things over to BatMetalFrosty with the raid, so there is usually somewhere else for the community to continue the evening once we finish.
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🐹 Two New Recruits and a Space Hamster
We started the evening expecting one recruitment mission and ended it with Jack, Kasumi, restored Spectre status, a pile of completed Citadel jobs and rather more Normandy decoration than we began with.
Grunt is still waiting for us, the loyalty missions are starting to build up, and I suspect JD’s Death Loop will be ready whenever the next difficult fight arrives.
— Dr Ravenholm
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