Greetings Space Cadets,
Last year one night I had nothing to do at work (not that I was looking) so I translated the characters in the Church of Unitology letter I got with the Dead Space 2 Limited Edition Guide I originally posted it to xbox360achievements.org. It read as follows:
Church of Unitology
First Parish • Titan Station
From The Church of Unitology
Welcome, young follower, to The Church of Unitology on Titan Station. Our humble parish on this stunning outpost is but another beacon of hope in the dark night before humanity’s glorious rebirth. You have joined at a miraculous time, for our ascension is truly close at hand. The secrets and promises of the black marker, and our savior Michael Altman, may all be revealed very soon, and starting right hare on this very station.
An unimaginable future awaits us, new follower, and we are working around the clock to make it happens. Your support, belief and funding are essential components in the work to bring about convergence and the final oneness that is our destiny. You will soon be richly rewarded, as will we all.