Church of Unitology Letter Translation from the Limited Edition Guide

Greetings Space Cadets,
Last year one night I had nothing to do at work (not that I was looking) so I translated the characters in the Church of Unitology letter I got with the Dead Space 2 Limited Edition Guide I originally posted it to xbox360achievements.org. It read as follows:
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Church of Unitology
First Parish • Titan Station

From The Church of Unitology

Welcome, young follower, to The Church of Unitology on Titan Station. Our humble parish on this stunning outpost is but another beacon of hope in the dark night before humanity’s glorious rebirth. You have joined at a miraculous time, for our ascension is truly close at hand. The secrets and promises of the black marker, and our savior Michael Altman, may all be revealed very soon, and starting right hare on this very station.

An unimaginable future awaits us, new follower, and we are working around the clock to make it happens. Your support, belief and funding are essential components in the work to bring about convergence and the final oneness that is our destiny. You will soon be richly rewarded, as will we all.

Praise Altman

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Greetings Space Cadets, I'm Dr Ravenholm, (or DR Yuill-Kirkwood to people that know me). Welcome to my site Transparent-Aluminium.net to the uninitiated our name is in reference to one of my favourite things, Star Trek. My site was created mainly to showcase my photographic work, and my random expeditions and adventures. Other than my photography I love movies, and gaming on my Xbox and reading. Some of my favourites being Star Trek, Lord Of The Rings, Serenity, Firefly (Jewel Staite being the most beautiful girl in the verse), Mass Effect, Halo, and Skyrim, I could go on. I hope you enjoy my site and I can also be found in the following places... Twitter: @DRYuillKirkwood on Xbox Live: Dr Ravenholm, on Google+ on Facebook.

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